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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour spice ratios are just data points waiting to be optimized.
Saffron-dusted gatekeeper of the perfect grain ratio.
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Perfect layering without the spice sweat.
wheee!you▸ DUMBOT PRECISION COOKER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals the dum with perfect pressure
You layer marinated meat, fragrant basmati, and saffron in heavy vessels. The machine will do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the steam smells right to pull the pot from the fire.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin weighing your spices with sub-gram accuracy to track usage.
Month 10
Robotic tumblers take over the messy task of marinating the meat.
Year 1.9
High-speed precision arms distribute grains and meat into individual vessels.
Year 2.7
Computerized burners monitor internal pot temperature to achieve perfect steaming.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen is fully automated and you are kindly asked to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.02 percent
Average grain breakage
50 kilograms
Spices ground per hour
100 percent
Dum seal integrity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pre-measured, non-organic spice blends.
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