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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA middle-manager role for a company that hasn't updated its handbook.
Diocesan administrator in charge of divine spreadsheet upkeep.
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Holier, faster, and never misses a Sunday service.
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delivers sermons via hyper-local hologram arrays
You oversee regional clergy, manage sacred rites, and handle endless administrative meetings about parish funding and ethics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine, messy human comfort to someone during a genuine existential crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sacred books are scanned into a massive, searchable neural database.
Year 4
Moral inquiries are routed to a high-speed logic processor.
Year 11
High-fidelity projectors beam sermons into empty pews for efficiency.
Year 22
Sensors monitor ritual movements to ensure strict liturgical compliance.
Year 40 · D-Day
The institution shifts to cloud-hosted, algorithmically generated spiritual governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
98%
Parishioners confused by AI
22 mins
Average Sunday sermon length
Too many
Meetings about vestment colors
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, desert monastery.
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