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November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksWatching digital numbers change color is not a career choice.
Professional screen-staring enthusiast with high blood pressure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing your losses at machine speed.
oof.youAI▸ HODL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets before you wake up
Staring at volatile charts and waiting for a speculative asset to moon. Hoping the market gods bless your specific portfolio choice.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, irrational ability to hold onto sinking ships indefinitely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Algorithms replace your manual refresh habit with real-time price tracking and emotional detachment.
Day 3
Natural language processing reads forums faster than your eyes can scan for hopium.
Day 7
Smart contracts handle all buy and sell orders based on cold, hard math.
Day 10
Automated ledger tools calculate your losses before you even realize you had them.
Week 2 · D-Day
The machine fully assumes control, rendering your emotional investment entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
18 hours
Time spent checking price
0.5
Market cycles survived
Zero
Useful output produced
Your severance
One free hardware wallet that won't work anymore.
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