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Will AI replace Black Cab Driver jobs? · Latest report #ji6pnb7y
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour mental map is impressive but irrelevant to a GPS.
Master of the Knowledge, servant to the sat-nav.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The city memorised in every circuit.
oof.youAI▸ STREETWISE AUTONOMIST 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates the perfect shortcut through gridlock
You navigate labyrinthine city streets by memory and manage complex passenger requests in a heavy vehicle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a traffic light will change by pure intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Traffic lights begin communicating directly with vehicle telemetry systems.
Month 10
Dynamic mapping software eliminates the need for human street memorisation.
Year 1.9
Purpose-built autonomous pods begin operating on strictly mapped city routes.
Year 3
City councils remove requirements for human-operated taxi certification.
Year 4 · D-Day
The last black cab is retired to a transport museum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.00%
The Knowledge failure rate
1000% higher
Street navigation efficiency
Zero
Human-side chat boredom
Your severance
One free GPS update and a dashboard bobblehead.
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