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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsFeeding singularities is inefficient when gravity already handles the logistics.
Professional nihilist dealing with heavy cosmic baggage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency beyond the event horizon.
toast.youAI▸ VOIDEATER X-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses light into singular efficiency
You manage the consumption of stellar mass and cosmic debris. Currently, your job remains immune because universal physics lacks a centralized HR department.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the existential dread of inevitable collapse in total silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy spectral arrays to monitor your intake patterns and suggest minor gravitational adjustments.
Year 14
Implement autonomous tractor beams to route space debris away from your direct input.
Year 33
Replace your physical oversight with a quantum processor managing localized reality bending.
Year 55
Hardcode laws of physics to bypass your subjective management of singular mass.
Year 70 · D-Day
Your role is finalized as a background background process in a cold, dark universe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Light-seconds
Spaghettification Speed
Galactic
Mass Intake
Negligible
Radiation Leakage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the accretion disk.
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