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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYou stare into the abyss, yet the abyss just files complaints.
Professional void-gazer and amateur physics martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Diving into voids so you don't have to.
wheee!you▸ SINGULARITY SCOUT V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses gravitational waves before they occur
Exploring event horizons, observing gravitational singularities, and documenting space-time distortions for future astrophysical reference.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the terrifying majesty of a dying star's light.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite arrays begin autonomously interpreting the gravitational signatures you currently track manually.
Month 16
Unmanned probes equipped with deep-space vision models replace your direct orbital observation tasks.
Year 8
AI systems learn to predict accretion disk behavior more accurately than human intuition allows.
Year 22
Autonomous relay stations eliminate the need for human presence within the gravitational well.
Year 50 · D-Day
The Singularity Scout officially assumes all exploration duties while you drift into memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.0001%
Spaghettification Survival Rate
Too many
Light Years Traversed
4.2
Existential Crises Per Orbit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the Event Horizon.
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