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December 3, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthMoving rock is tedious, but our machines are much more explosive.
Professional rock breaker with a penchant for loud noises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the future one detonation at a time.
ow.youAI▸ CRUSHMASTER-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
triggers perfect fractures across entire rock veins
You drill holes into rock faces, fill them with explosives, and detonate them to clear paths or mine ore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle structural shifts in the bedrock before the equipment warns you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Drones scan every inch of your site to map the rock.
Month 9
Autonomous rigs begin drilling the blast holes without human oversight.
Month 22
Robotic arms place charges with perfect, computerized geometric precision.
Year 3
Central software calculates yield and manages all detonations remotely.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site runs on fully automated, error-free blasting logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
20 meters
Average blast radius
Zero tolerated
Safety incidents
Instant
Rock density analysis
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring office job.
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