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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou measure the windows, but the machine will just cut them.
Custom-fit artisan of interior privacy and light control.
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toast.youAI▸ SLATO-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
snaps slats into alignment with precision
You cut fabric slats, attach cords, and drill mounting brackets for custom window treatments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the window frame is slightly crooked before the installer arrives.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every yard of fabric used in the warehouse.
Month 5
Software captures precise wall dimensions without your tape measure.
Month 15
Gantry systems slice fabric slats with zero human error.
Year 2.2
Pincers thread the cords through rails while you watch.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The factory floor runs entirely without your hands or input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
14 percent
Average fabric waste
120 units
Average cuts per day
42
Finger nicks per year
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tension-cord connectors.
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