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Will AI replace Blockchain Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ed5n9w95
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future of magic internet money from a LinkedIn desk.
Full-time professional guesser of made-up digital numbers.
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bzzt.youAI▸ HYPE-GEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
floods the internet with fake research
You write speculative reports on crypto projects and publish them to drive traffic or sentiment. It is mostly buzzwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your parents about what your job actually is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all existing whitepapers to mimic your writing style.
Week 9
Algorithms detect market shifts faster than you can open Excel.
Month 3
AI churns out fifty bullish reports before your first coffee.
Month 4
Autonomous agents flood social media to validate their own reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is closed and replaced by a low-cost neural net.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Buzzwords per paragraph
99%
Predictions proven wrong
Zero
Reports read by humans
Your severance
One non-transferable NFT of a sad monkey.
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