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Will AI replace Blockchain Business Development Associate jobs? · Latest report #z65kr3x8
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling imaginary digital tokens requires less charisma than you think.
Spending your week chasing VCs who don't exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
splat.you▸ PROTOCOLMATCHER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 leads in ten minutes
You chase leads for protocol integrations and manage long-winded partnership negotiations with skeptical, decentralized foundations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a founder is lying about their token liquidity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots scrape LinkedIn to schedule your meetings for you.
Month 5
An AI agent handles all initial partnership deal terms.
Month 10
Algorithms extract key data from your messy CRM logs.
Month 15
Smart bots answer all community questions instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The protocol migrates to fully autonomous partnership management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12,000/day
Cold emails sent
zero
Coffee meetings
absolute
Chain synergy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a crypto conference in Dubai.
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