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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour artistic obsession with crime scenes is now a database query.
Serial killer enthusiast with a very clean workspace.
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Truth without the mess.
toast.youAI▸ FORENSISCAN V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
digitizes crime scenes in three seconds
You interpret blood patterns at crime scenes and process forensic evidence. A sensor does this faster and cleaner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a suspect is lying by the sweat on their brow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Lasers map every drop of blood in 3D space instantly.
Month 12
Sensors identify chemical components without you touching a swab.
Year 2
Neural nets find the exact weapon strike angle effortlessly.
Year 3
Software writes the court-ready evidence report for the jury.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system finishes your last case before you wake up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000x faster
Evidence processed per hour
0 percent
Emotional bias
None needed
Coffee consumed while working
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library of murders.
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