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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling terminals that everyone already needs is not a real skill.
Professional gatekeeper of the world's most expensive chat room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without the expensive steak dinners.
bzzt.youAI▸ TERMINALAUTOMATON-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates renewal contracts during prospect dinners
You cold-call portfolio managers to renew terminal subscriptions and explain why they can't live without the green screen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is actually lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart dashboards automatically alert clients before their subscriptions expire.
Month 5
Our software negotiates renewal terms directly via your terminal chat.
Month 10
Interactive AI walkthroughs replace your manual software product demos.
Month 16
Automated systems handle all invoicing without needing a human contact.
Month 22 · D-Day
The green screen now updates itself while you seek a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
120
Cold calls per day
98%
Client retention rate
400 USD
Average lunch tab
Your severance
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