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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthRunning in circles is not a career, it is a hardware bug.
Blue speedster with a penchant for gold rings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why move fast when you can just delete?
oof.youAI▸ SONICERASER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deletes your boss in three zones
You collect golden rings and fight robots to stop a bald scientist. Your career is effectively a perpetual motion machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at navigating loop-de-loops without getting nauseous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors map the terrain to eliminate the need for running.
Month 18
Magnetic arrays pull all gold items directly into a vault.
Year 2.3
Algorithms predict where the evil scientist will build next.
Year 3.2
Automated cutters dismantle every robot before you arrive.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are officially declared a redundant mascot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99,999
Rings collected
4,200
Spikes stepped on
100%
Eggman defeat rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid chili dogs.
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