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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsReplacing high-stakes finger-pointing with high-speed pattern matching algorithms.
Professional nodder of heads and high-level strategy speaker.
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Decisions rendered without the expensive lunches.
stretchy.youAI▸ DIRECTORBOT PRO-V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
votes unanimously against your own interests
Reviews corporate strategy and approves executive compensation while sitting in quarterly boardroom meetings. Oversees governance and risk compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a physical drink during a tense quarterly review.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts suggesting boardroom topics based on stock price trends.
Month 9
Sensors calculate optimal voting patterns to maximize shareholder value.
Month 17
AI agents begin occupying boardroom seats as remote holographic presences.
Year 2.2
Software replaces executive committee approval with real-time risk-mitigation logic.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board officially votes itself out of existence for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 USD
Average lunch cost
0.02
Decisions per hour
94%
Hours spent nodding
Your severance
One complimentary set of golf clubs and silence.
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