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December 28, 2027
In 14 monthsExplaining the rules is just a fancy way of saying stalling.
Professional rule-explainer and occasional dice-roller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rules explained perfectly, every single time.
splat.you▸ RULESBOT-V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reads rulebooks instantly to every patron
You learn complicated rulebooks to teach store customers how to play tabletop games during weekend demos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is about to flip the table in frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All game manuals are ingested into a central digital rules engine.
Month 4
Interactive screens replace humans for explaining basic game mechanics.
Month 8
Magnetic robotic arms handle piece arrangement and board resets.
Month 12
AI models handle all inquiries about how to win games.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human explainers are archived alongside outdated game expansions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
14 per session
Rules misremembered
Zero
Attention spans saved
Rarely
Games sold
Your severance
A lifetime supply of plastic player pieces.
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