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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 28, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsMoving plastic tokens around a board is not a career choice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated play, zero human fatigue.
help!youAI▸ TABLETOP-OPS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates board piece placement to the millimeter
You coordinate game nights, teach rules, and manage table space. Your job is purely logistics and enthusiasm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is about to flip the table in frustration.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your verbal rule explanations with interactive tutorials.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all tournament brackets and seating assignments instantly.
Month 10
Pincer-equipped arms deploy boards and tokens onto tables perfectly.
Month 16
Sensors and high-speed cameras resolve every rules dispute instantly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The venue is now fully automated and requires no human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200 annually
Rules explained
15 minutes
Table setup time
600 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital dice app.
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