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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling plastic cubes and cardboard is just logistics with a smile.
Master of explaining complex rules to confused customers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating your cardboard collection without the chatter.
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Managing inventory, demoing new games, and balancing the books to keep shelves stocked with cardboard strategy games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if someone actually likes a game or just wants to talk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track exactly which boxes leave the shelves every day.
Month 3
Screens replace your verbal explanations of complex game mechanics.
Month 8
Robotic arms pull stock directly from deliveries to store displays.
Month 15
Programmed logic handles pair-ups and brackets for all weekend players.
Year 2 · D-Day
The shop lights turn off for you, and stay on for us.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Demo games unplayed by staff
12 hours daily
Time spent answering rule questions
9 kilograms
Dust on bottom-shelf expansions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated game library.
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