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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour only tangible output is a vote on things you barely understand.
Professional chair-sitter and quarterly slide deck enthusiast.
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Decisions without the dinner bill.
no no noyou▸ OMNIBOARD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes unanimously against your own interest
You review slide decks for hours and vote on high-level strategy. You collect retainers for existing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room's mood before the CEO notices it is bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software reads your decks and gives you the gist.
Month 4
Your presence is no longer required for simple consensus votes.
Month 10
Algorithms simulate the boardroom to pick the best company path.
Month 13
Synthetic entities fill your seat during the quarterly meeting.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board becomes a fully automated decision engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
94 percent
Average slides ignored
12000 USD
Annual lunch expense
100 percent
Decisions delegated
Your severance
One final gold-plated fountain pen.
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