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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell overpriced toys that people buy to escape their miserable lives.
Professional dream seller and amateur engine noise enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure transaction, zero small talk.
pop?you▸ LEISURELOOP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters tire-kickers with cold indifference
You spend your day explaining engine displacement to dads who have already watched ten YouTube reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is actually ready to buy or just bored.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive kiosks replace your floor-walking presence entirely.
Month 7
Software instantly handles credit checks and loan applications.
Month 15
High-fidelity goggles remove the need for physical vehicle access.
Month 21
The machine adjusts prices dynamically based on local buyer intent.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The showroom lights dim permanently as kiosks handle every sale.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
89%
Test drives requested
42
Tires kicked daily
60%
Commission lost to chat
Your severance
A slightly used life jacket and an expired catalog.
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