Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Boat Rental Agent jobs? · Latest report #pkyh8jt9
Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour job is just handing over keys until the boat sails itself.
Gatekeeper of the weekend lake warriors.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-service rentals without the human interaction.
nom.you▸ DOCKMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
verifies renter sobriety via high-speed scanning
You manage fleet check-outs and safety briefings. You handle paperwork for people who hit the dock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is too intoxicated to steer before they board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens replace your paper waiver clipboard process.
Month 8
App-based keys unlock the boats without your physical presence.
Month 16
Integrated cameras detect hull damage automatically after return.
Year 2.2
Robotic hoses handle the fuel replenishment for the fleet.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your docking station is fully automated and unmanned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
4 per month
Accidental dock collisions
85 percent
Customers who forget lifejackets
12 hours/week
Time spent finding lost keys
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-maritime region.
Discussion
