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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsScanning bags of chips is not a career, it is an inefficiency.
Professional gatekeeper of late-night snack acquisition.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless checkout for the masses.
split.youAI▸ STORESENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes transactions while ignoring your existence
You process transactions, manage lottery ticket inventory, and monitor security cameras. Automation is already calculating your exact expiry date.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a regular customer's cigarette brand just by their walk toward the counter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Weight sensors under candy displays alert the system when your manual restocking is no longer needed.
Month 7
Biometric payment kiosks remove the need for your hands to touch sticky coins or crumpled bills.
Month 16
Computer vision cameras confirm buyer age instantly, rendering your identification checks obsolete.
Year 2.2
The system tracks shoplifters using predictive behavior modeling, replacing your gaze on the camera screen.
Year 3 · D-Day
The local store is fully digitized, leaving you free to pursue hobbies that do not involve cigarettes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3.2
Seconds per transaction
minimal
Energy output per shift
0.14
Human error rate
Your severance
Two expired candy bars and a store credit.
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