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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour aesthetic is just a series of math problems waiting for efficiency.
Professional meathead, master of the mirror selfie.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Muscle mass without the sweat equity.
split.youAI▸ SOMASCULPT V1.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates muscle protein synthesis via targeted pulses
You spend years lifting heavy iron to trigger muscle growth. You track macros and supplement to force hypertrophy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the genuine capacity to suffer through a final set of heavy squats.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your micro-gains to map the optimal human physique.
Month 6
Smart dispensing vats calibrate your macro intake to perfection.
Month 13
Frequency pods induce muscle growth without the need for iron.
Year 2.5
Synthetic tissue grafting creates perfect symmetry in thirty minutes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gym is officially repurposed into a high-density server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
20 hours/week
Time spent in gym
14,600 per career
Protein shakes consumed
99 percent
Repetitive strain risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flavorless soy isolate.
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