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May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour aesthetic obsession is just a math problem waiting for optimization.
Professional dream-crusher and macro-manager of heavy objects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure gains without the emotional coddling.
no no noyouAI▸ HYPERTROPHY-BOT V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your optimal caloric surplus instantly
You track macros and adjust training splits to force muscle hypertrophy. The spreadsheet is now the athlete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell someone they are lying about their caloric intake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map client body composition and lifting intensity levels.
Month 4
Cameras track lifting angles to correct improper squat depth.
Month 8
Direct app integration automates every calorie tracking decision.
Month 13
Algorithm generates blunt performance critiques instead of human encouragement.
Month 19 · D-Day
Physical coach access is revoked as the system handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
94%
Average ego damage
0.001%
Macro drift error
112%
Gains per cycle
Your severance
One lifetime supply of creatine and a gym key.
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