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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour aesthetic is just a series of math equations we already solved.
Digital gym rat, chasing likes and muscle pumps.
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Peak gains, zero human error.
split.you▸ GYMGLOW NEURAL-V▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect physique renders for engagement
You film workouts for algorithms and sell protein powder to strangers. The machine will do it with better lighting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, unedited bicep curl without a software patch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models select the most high-contrast muscle shots.
Month 4
AI predicts the exact engagement words for your captions.
Month 10
Synthetic humans perform perfect sets on your socials.
Month 15
Bots automatically upsell products to your followers.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account is converted into a fully automated stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2.4 hours
Average content shelf life
Infinite
Gains per pixel
0.02 percent
Human emotional connection
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired pre-workout powder.
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