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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour primary professional output is currently standing still and breathing loudly.
Visual-deterrent specialist with zero weapons training.
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The quietest shadow you will ever employ.
no no noyou▸ SENTINEL-V3 OPTIC-ARRAY▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects tactical aura of impending doom
You provide proximity-based threat deterrence. You visually scan environments for potential hazards while maintaining a stoic, menacing presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a person feel genuinely uncomfortable with just a slow, deliberate blink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition sensors replace your eyes for 360-degree environmental awareness.
Month 4
Software learns to identify suspicious body language better than a human.
Month 10
Projectors create a visual deterrent more intimidating than your current facial expression.
Month 16
Robotic navigation units track the client without needing a coffee break.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your physical presence is retired in favor of silent, unblinking surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
8.4/10
Average scowl intensity
28,800/shift
Seconds spent standing
0.00%
Actual threats neutralized
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a local gym.
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