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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a human interface for a GPS-linked passenger pod.
Master of the ring road and passenger silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The car that drives faster than you.
sluurp.you▸ AUTOPILOT COMMUTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates traffic jams with perfect efficiency
You navigate city streets to transport passengers to their destinations using a rideshare app and your own vehicle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to ignore a rude passenger's request to change the music.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every pothole and shortcut in your local city.
Month 7
AI predicts passenger demand before they even open the app.
Month 16
Autonomous vehicle fleets begin navigating mapped urban routes.
Year 2.2
Laws change to allow driverless pods in city centers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human drivers are removed from the transit system entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4000 hours
Average passenger small talk
too much
Time spent in traffic
4 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One free ride to your next career choice.
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