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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA job where the failure condition is surprisingly final for everyone.
Professional wire-cutter, high-stakes puzzle solver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated risk removal for zero human cost.
bzzt.youAI▸ DETON-8 AUTONOMOUS UNIT▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
dismantles hazardous triggers before they even arm
You manually manipulate complex explosive triggers in high-stress environments. We prefer to send a cheaper machine instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to panic with professional, tactical precision in total chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution AI scanners identify every circuit component instantly.
Month 6
Precision robotic arms replace human hands for wire extraction.
Month 14
Machine vision maps the improvised device layout in seconds.
Year 2.1
The robot safely cycles power to disarm the device.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human input is officially removed from all hazardous operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
140 BPM
Average Pulse Rate
Extremely High
Human Risk Factor
0.0001%
Machine Error Rate
Your severance
A decommissioned bomb suit and a quiet retirement.
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