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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to shout numbers into a phone is officially deprecated.
Professional loud-talker and spreadsheet-banger for the 1-percent.
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Calculated risk without the ego.
brr.you▸ YIELDBOT ALPHA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume trades while you are sleeping
You trade government and corporate debt using rapid-fire phone calls and Bloomberg terminal inputs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a client's voice during a panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your manual trade entry patterns to train a model.
Month 4
Smart software routes standard bond trades directly to the exchange.
Month 9
Natural language processing replaces your phone-based negotiations with clients.
Month 15
The machine takes over your book and balances it automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to leave the floor while the rack initiates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.003 milliseconds
Average trade latency
99 percent
Personal ego bloat
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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