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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary debts while waiting for a better algorithm to arrive.
Senior desk trader, professional gambler with other people's money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the liquidity gap before you blink.
oof.you▸ YIELDOPTIMIZER V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume block trades in milliseconds
You trade fixed-income products and manage institutional client relationships. You spend your day shouting prices and negotiating trades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying to you over Bloomberg Chat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start quoting small-size trades for routine clients.
Month 5
Real-time sentiment analysis replaces your morning research briefing.
Month 10
Client interaction shifts to a bespoke conversational AI portal.
Month 15
The algorithm handles all pricing adjustments without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The trading desk is decommissioned and converted into server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 nanoseconds
Average trade latency
High
Human error rate
Zero
Client boredom threshold
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-end whiskey club.
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