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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour professional charisma is just an inefficient, slow-moving algorithm.
Professional loud-talker and spreadsheet-boredom masking expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating relationships into pure, cold liquidity.
help!youAI▸ YIELDBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before the human finishes sentence
You solicit high-net-worth clients to trade fixed-income securities. Your entire value proposition is a phone call that a machine can execute in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care about a client's mediocre golf game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers ingest your entire client communication history to model your specific linguistic patterns.
Month 4
YieldBot observes your trades and begins executing them slightly faster than you can.
Month 8
Automated voice agents begin handling routine inquiries with more accuracy and zero attitude.
Month 12
Your access permissions are revoked as the algorithm fully controls the order book.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human bond sales are officially declared a legacy tax inefficiency and retired entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 Liters
Coffee consumption
114
Unread client emails
98 Percent
Fake enthusiasm levels
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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