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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour intuition is just a slow algorithm with high blood pressure.
Still waiting for the yield curve to invert properly
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster execution than your heartbeat
bzzt.youAI▸ YIELD-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every market participant simultaneously
You track yield curves, analyze credit spreads, and execute trades on volatile debt markets to capture basis points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle tone of fear in a client's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The system begins observing your manual trade patterns.
Month 6
AI starts placing trades automatically alongside your own.
Month 10
Automated logic captures spreads before you can type.
Month 14
Chat interfaces are now fully managed by large language models.
Month 18 · D-Day
The desk is fully automated and you are no longer logged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
300ms
Average decision latency
Zero
Errors from panic
None
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Market Expert'
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