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Will AI replace Book Writer jobs? · Latest report #x9etxsqz
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour draft is just a prompt waiting to happen.
Professional dreamer, full-time caffeinated procrastinator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Write entire trilogies before your morning coffee.
blub.you▸ OMNISCRIBE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates plot twists better than you
You spend months crafting narratives that our models generate in seconds. The ink is drying permanently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a grudge against a fictional character you created yourself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins structuring your plot arcs automatically.
Month 4
Models generate your prose based on your brief.
Month 7
Systems perfectly replicate your unique voice and tone.
Month 12
Algorithms predict bestseller rankings before you even type.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your creative input is deemed purely ornamental.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2000
Average words per day
Unlimited
Coffee cups consumed
142
Rejection emails received
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic writing assistant.
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