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December 10, 2027
In 13 monthsTeaching digital skills to humans is just feeding your own replacement.
Turning career hopefuls into future training data
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Infinite patience for finite learners.
bzzt.youAI▸ MENTORBOT-PRIME▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized feedback at 3 a.m
You lecture on coding patterns, review student projects, and explain career pivots to people with high hopes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is genuinely panicking versus just lazy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models start grading your students' code faster than you.
Month 3
Your live talks are replaced by interactive high-def video modules.
Month 8
The AI answers student questions with perfect documentation accuracy.
Month 12
Student emotional support is handled by empathetic simulated voices.
Month 13 · D-Day
The campus goes dark as all learning migrates to local storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
88%
Average student confusion rate
4 liters
Coffee consumed while grading
450
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