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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsDelegating to an algorithm is cheaper than paying your salary.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every email, decision, and meeting you attend.
Month 5
The AI recommends choices which you blindly rubber-stamp.
Month 13
Routine approvals are fully offloaded to the software agent.
Year 1.9
Performance reviews are now handled by an automated sentiment engine.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire and the board meets the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
100%
Meetings avoided
Zero
Policy confusion
Never
Coffee breaks
Your severance
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