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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou scrub decks while ships navigate themselves into early retirement.
Professional nautical maintenance and deck-hand logistics specialist.
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Maintenance without the salty attitude.
ow.youAI▸ HULLSCRUB 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures all cargo with perfect tension
You manage deck maintenance, rigging, and cargo security. Your work involves constant upkeep of ship surfaces and hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a ship is going to pitch in heavy seas.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras map every inch of the deck for corrosion.
Month 8
Autonomous cleaning drones handle low-level deck sweeping routines.
Month 16
Robotic arms automate the securing of standard container lashings.
Year 2.2
Predictive software tracks wear and tear on all hardware.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Manual deck operations are formally retired from ship protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
99 percent
Knots tied correctly
4 tons
Rust detected yearly
Infinite
Hours until coffee break
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-seafaring land job.
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