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Will AI replace Bottomless Pit Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #3hussphe
Your job has an expiration date
October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsA job so remarkably pointless even our algorithms feel guilty.
Existential observer of the infinite, currently underwhelmed.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Staring into the void so you don't.
wheee!you▸ ABYSS-WATCHER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
stares into nothingness without blinking
You monitor an infinite abyss while ensuring nothing falls into it. Or out of it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, terrifying majesty of a literal bottomless void.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Smart microphones detect objects falling long before you hear them.
Year 7
Sensors and gates replace your need to stand and watch.
Year 14
Large language models generate the empty pit reports for you.
Year 27
Autonomous units hover over the void to track nothingness.
Year 50 · D-Day
The pit is declared a historical site managed by nobody.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Total objects retrieved
Undefined
Infinite void depth
All
Hours spent sighing
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the bottom of the pit.
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