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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGravity does the work for free, but you insist on helping.
Professional friction-fighter and master of futile geometry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Friction is a failed design choice.
split.youAI▸ INCLINEDPATH-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rolls boulders down hills autonomously
You transport heavy geological units up inclines using manual force. It is the pinnacle of kinetic inefficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, stubborn pointlessness of the rock's descent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Lidar drones map the hill to identify the path of least resistance.
Month 7
Spraying high-density polymers on the path makes your manual efforts look pathetic.
Month 13
Hydraulic rams replace human spines to move boulders with consistent torque.
Month 20
Software determines that rolling boulders is useless and stops the project entirely.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The hill is paved, ending the necessity of rolling things forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.01 per hour
Boulder throughput
minus 400%
Calorie burn efficiency
infinite slope
Work-to-life ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the bottom of the hill.
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