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Will AI replace Bouncer jobs? · Latest report #9k325jib
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsChecking IDs is just pattern matching, and you are far too slow.
Professional gatekeeper of neon-lit liquid disappointment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated entry with zero attitude.
oof.you▸ GATEKEEPER X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies troublemakers before they reach the door
You stand at the door, verify physical IDs, and manage entry crowd flow for venues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the vibe of a person better than a sensor ever will.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras scan IDs and faces against blacklists automatically.
Month 6
Pressure sensors and logic gates manage entry throughput during rushes.
Month 16
Cameras track gait and pupil dilation to spot intoxicated patrons early.
Year 2.5
Pressure-sensitive physical barriers restrict access without needing a bouncer.
Year 4 · D-Day
The doors now lock, scan, and assess vibes entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.2 Seconds
Average ID Scan Speed
Infinite
Human Emotion Latency
99.9 Percent
Aggression Detection Accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the venue you just left.
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