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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDrilling plastic spheres is a geometry problem, not a life’s work.
Pro-shop artisan, guardian of the thumb-hole.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fits, every single time.
ow.youAI▸ ORBITALBORE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates holes to custom finger swelling
You measure hand spans and track pitches to carve precise finger holes. The ball rolls, the customer hopefully strikes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a bowler’s release is dragging and tweak the pitch accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners replace your plastic span measurement tools entirely.
Month 10
Vision systems align the ball for drilling without human intervention.
Month 20
Multi-axis drill arms carve custom pitches with surgical machine precision.
Year 2.5
Autonomous buffing heads polish internal holes to your exact standards.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop goes dark as the machine handles the entire workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Average span accuracy
40
Holes drilled per hour
100%
Total thumb callus reduction
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to the local bowling alley.
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