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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk is a glorified vending machine that keeps making errors.
Professional gatekeeper of the local stage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total seat control with zero human temper.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETSTREAM PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dynamically adjusts ticket pricing every ten seconds
You process ticket sales, manage subscription lists, and handle endless angry phone calls about seat availability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused patron why their discount code expired last Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors and kiosks take over the physical ticket printing process.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically adjust seat prices based on real-time demand.
Month 8
Chatbots handle all email and phone inquiries about showtimes.
Month 12
Auto-renewal software replaces your manual database management tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
The central server assumes full control of every ticket transaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14
Avg refunds per shift
3/10
Queue patience rating
450
Emails per show
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free seat cushions.
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