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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach people to punch things that a machine does better.
Master of shadow boxing and heavy bag maintenance.
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The only partner that never gets tired
sluurp.you▸ SPARMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfect technical correction mid-combo
You demonstrate footwork and combinations while correcting students' form. You run high-intensity classes and maintain gym equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their bad shoulder.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track student movement and project form corrections onto walls.
Month 7
Pneumatic arms hold pads and adjust to student height automatically.
Month 16
Floor robots scrub sweat and debris between every single round.
Year 2.2
Algorithms dictate every drill without needing your constant shouting.
Year 3 · D-Day
The gym is fully automated and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
too slow
Average punch speed
99 percent
Class sweat ratio
daily
Wrist strain frequency
Your severance
A slightly used heavy bag and some old tape.
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