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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTeaching people to punch is just manual input for future hardware.
Owner of a gym that smells mostly like regret.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision sparring without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ SPARMASTER PRO-SERIES▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers perfect counter-punches based on vision
You manage gym memberships, call out round intervals, and teach fighters how to pivot and throw jabs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is mentally checked out before they even try.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Smart displays replace your manual whistle and wall clock.
Month 10
Wearable sensors log punch speed and force into a database.
Month 20
Hydraulic rigs simulate perfect jab-cross patterns for repetitive drilling.
Year 2.5
Automated kiosks handle all billing and intake without your input.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The gym becomes an unstaffed center of algorithmically optimized combat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3 minutes
Average round duration
45 seconds
Seconds until you get angry
14,000 yearly
Sweat towels washed
Your severance
A one-month supply of electrolyte packets and salt.
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