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May 17, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTraining models to find tumors while you spend hours pipetting liquid.
Lover of PCR plates and 4am breakthrough coffees.
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Accelerating discovery without the coffee breaks.
toast.youAI▸ ONCOSIM-GEN-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand trials while you sleep
You spend days culturing cell lines, running PCR, and analyzing complex genomic datasets to identify cancer-fighting compounds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when the experimental result is just noise, not a breakthrough.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Robotic arms take over the tedious pipetting and plate preparation.
Month 5
Vision models identify cell morphology changes faster than human eyes.
Month 13
AI predicts effective drug compounds before synthesis begins.
Year 2
System generates grant proposals based on successful simulation results.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly without your biological input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.0001%
Pipetting error rate
5000x faster
Hypothesis testing speed
12 per hour
Paper writing output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research database.
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