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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou specialize in gray matter and gray areas with equal mediocrity.
Combining neuro-anatomy with high-stakes social performance art.
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Smarter surgery, better charm, zero ego.
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sutures incisions while reciting sonnets
Performing delicate intracranial procedures while simultaneously maintaining high-end social companionship for lonely, wealthy, and medically curious clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular ability to perform a lobotomy while reciting romantic poetry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your vitals and patient focus during procedures.
Month 5
AI takes over the texting and social scheduling for clients.
Month 14
Autonomous arms perform the boring parts of your surgical work.
Year 2.3
The machine mimics your charisma better than you ever did.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a sterile, perfectly charming robotic unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 stars
Bedside manner rating
0.0001 percent
Precision error rate
100 percent
Awkward post-op silence
Your severance
A bouquet of wilted flowers and a medical textbook.
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