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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsGreeting customers at the door is a high-cost way to lose money.
Professional human signpost for confused digital banking users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lobby stays open when you go home.
bzzt.youAI▸ GREETERBOT PRO-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects foot traffic to digital services
You guide customers to kiosks, manage branch foot traffic, and perform basic troubleshooting on lobby hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an elderly customer is genuinely confused versus just stalling for company.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens begin to handle basic customer navigation requests.
Month 4
Advanced lobby hardware allows users to self-serve without staff help.
Month 8
One human is replaced by a permanent lobby terminal unit.
Month 13
Cameras track and sort traffic, eliminating your role in line control.
Month 18 · D-Day
The lobby is fully automated; the branch goes human-free today.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1.2 seconds
Average smile duration
42 percent
Kiosk bypass rate
0.01 ms
Small talk latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the bank's mobile app.
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