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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to smile while processing a deposit is uniquely inefficient.
Professional queue mediator and document hand-off expert.
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The bank branch that never needs coffee.
blub.you▸ TELLERCORE V7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates complex deposits with zero downtime
You shuffle physical bank forms and verify customer identities. You manage the queue flow and handle cash drawers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an elderly customer is actually confused versus just lonely.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners take over the bulk of your document processing tasks.
Month 5
Biometric sensors replace your manual comparison of ID cards and faces.
Month 10
Digital displays direct customers instantly to the correct service point.
Month 15
Robotic vaults handle all deposits and withdrawals without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The branch operates without staff as the final terminal powers down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 minutes
Average transaction duration
3 percent
Human error rate
2 breaks
Coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our mobile banking app.
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