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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour desk is just a glorified kiosk waiting for a firmware update.
Professional paper-pusher and polite rejection specialist.
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Banking without the small talk.
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denies loans with zero human empathy
You process account deposits, wire transfers, and notarize documents. You also perform awkward sales pitches to uninterested elderly customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if an elderly customer is being scammed by their own relative.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Paper forms move to tablets to eliminate your handwriting speed.
Month 6
Remote kiosks handle simple deposits while you get demoted to sales.
Month 15
AI verifies identities in seconds without your human intuition.
Year 1.9
Physical lobby foot traffic drops until the doors are locked.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final server rack is installed where your desk used to be.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
200ms
Average transaction duration
Zero
Customer eye contact
Never
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A decommissioned lobby chair and a stress ball.
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