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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou exist primarily to forward emails from people who dislike you.
Office diplomat, spreadsheet architect, and professional email middleman.
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Regional policy execution, zero interpersonal drama.
splat.you▸ BRANCHCORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automatically denies all leave requests
You oversee staff performance, mediate local conflicts, and ensure branch-level compliance with regional corporate policies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which employee is lying about being sick before they finish speaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our dashboard generates your daily reports before you finish coffee.
Month 6
An algorithm manages schedules better than you ever could.
Month 15
Customer complaints are routed to a text-based logic gate.
Year 2
Performance metrics are tracked and analyzed by HR-Core software.
Year 3 · D-Day
The branch lock is keyed to the digital management system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
112
Emails per day
4
Meaningless meetings
3/10
Staff morale index
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from our cold, dead server.
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