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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your personality for a pre-recorded loop of sausage facts.
Professional sausage enthusiast and part-time road warrior.
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Perfect grilling pitch, every single time.
toast.youAI▸ LINK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch-perfect puns to every passerby
You haul inventory to events and recite marketing scripts to passersby. We will replace you with a shiny kiosk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually hungry versus just hunting for free food.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We analyze your exact pitch delivery and conversion rates.
Month 5
A screen replaces your presence at low-traffic events.
Month 10
A kiosk handles sales, samples, and data entry automatically.
Month 15
Robotic units take over the most mapped and predictable routes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final booth goes autonomous and your access key expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
average puns per hour
34,000
unnecessary travel miles
68%
sample wastage rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic casing samples.
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