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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour job is essentially an glorified autocomplete for company mission statements.
Professional font-policer and curator of generic corporate optimism.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistency that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
sluurp.you▸ BRANDBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces color palette consistency instantly
You track brand guidelines and format social media posts. You check if logos look right on every digital asset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a design feels 'off' without needing a metric to prove it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated tools resize all your assets to fit social platforms perfectly.
Week 6
Software locks all design files to brand-approved colors and fonts.
Month 3
Text generation agents rewrite all copy to match existing brand voice.
Month 6
Visual AI automatically flags and corrects any off-brand imagery.
Month 8 · D-Day
The brand system functions entirely without your manual intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.0001
typos per post
99.9%
brand guideline hits
critically high
caffeine dependence level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic stock photo site.
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